Listen up, weekend warriors and powder-chasing tourists: Tahoe locals have seen it all, and we’re about to drop some knowledge on how to not be that person who makes residents roll their eyes. Being a respectful visitor isn’t rocket science, but apparently, it requires a tutorial.

Parking Wars: Don’t Be a Menace

Nothing triggers local rage faster than someone blocking a snow-covered driveway or taking up three spots with their oversized SUV. Pro tip: Learn to parallel park, or better yet, use the shuttle. Your 4Runner isn’t a personality trait, and locals are tired of navigating around your parking disasters.

Trail and Mountain Manners Matter

Just because you dropped serious cash on gear doesn’t mean you own the mountain. Respect uphill skiers, don’t cut lift lines, and for the love of powder, learn basic trail etiquette. Local unwritten rule: If you’re slow, stay to the side. If you’re a beginner, take lessons. Nobody wants to scrape you off the mountainside.

Sustainability Isn’t Optional

Tahoe’s ecosystem is fragile, and your “pack it in, pack it out” skills are crucial. Those Instagram shots aren’t worth trashing our pristine wilderness. Carry a reusable water bottle, use designated trash bins, and stop treating our forests like your personal landfill. Climate change is real, and your single-use plastics aren’t helping.

Noise and Neighborhood Respect

We get it, you’re on vacation. But 2 AM deck parties with bluetooth speakers blasting top 40 hits? Hard pass. Locals work early shifts, whether it’s at the ski resort, coffee shop, or remote tech job. Keep the volume reasonable and remember: This isn’t your personal party zone.

Support Local, Actually

Instead of hitting chain restaurants, explore local spots. That family-owned taqueria or craft brewery? They’re the heartbeat of our community. Your dollars matter, so spend them wisely and support the businesses that make Tahoe extraordinary.

Bottom line: Tahoe isn’t just a playground, it’s home. Treat it, and the people who live here, with respect. Follow these guidelines, and you might just earn that coveted “cool visitor” status instead of being another forgettable tourist.

Now go forth and adventure responsibly, we’ll see you on the slopes (and hopefully not blocking any driveways).